"At least they didn't throw rocks at me. That's what the kids at the bus stop did the first day last year. And quite a few days after that. Okay, most days."
Book 1
Orson Buggy's Lessons for Losers
Twelve-year-old Orson Buggy might have suffered every horse-and-buggy insult known to man, but that would require people talking to him. Over the years he has acquired only a tiny group of friends. His uber-loser friends. The worst of the worst. Now he has the chance to start over at a new school, without any of his loser friends holding him back. If he can just keep people from finding out his name, he might have a shot at being normal for the first time in his life.
Why, then, within five minutes do people start thinking he's some sort of jerk? And why, by the end of the day, is everyone convinced Orson is the biggest deranged psycho-killer to ever roam the halls of Hugh Morris Middle School? Orson's about to learn that help comes from where he least expects it, and when it comes to friends, new isn't necessarily better.
Orson Buggy's Lessons for Losers is a laugh-out-loud glimpse into one boy's struggle with the absurdity of starting seventh grade. Read excerpt...
